John Cleese

Mr. 'The Guv' Edly

Troye Sivan

John 'Spud' Milton

Caspar Lee

Garlic

Sven Ruygrok

Robert 'Rambo' Black

Byron Langley

Simon Brown

Blessing Xaba

Sidney 'Fatty' Sibeko-Scott

Tom Burne

Vern 'Rain Man' Blackadder

Travis Hornsby

Alan 'Boggo' Greenstein

Genna Blair

Debbie 'The Mermaid'

Alex McGregor

Christine

Aaron McIlroy

Mr. Milton

Julie Summers

Mrs. Milton